Fitness junkie, decorated dance-off veteran, seasoned wine connoisseur (sub-$20 range).
Human nutrition journeyman.
Arbitrary Idea Generator
Avid thinker, amateur photographer, and enthusiast of all things canine.
Currently practicing to survive 2.7 seconds in the octagon against a particular Kimera team member.
Mixed Martial Artist, American Jiu-Jiutsu Grandmaster, Outdoor Enthusiast.
Strikeforce Middleweight Champ, EliteXC Welterweight Champ, Shoto Welterweight Champ, Rumble on the Rock Welterweight Champ & Tournament Winner.
Head of Numbers
Aspiring musician, uncertified beer sommelier, self-taught devil stick extraordinaire.
Cursory knowledge of financial statements.
Legendary Sea Monster
Conqueror of worlds, has recently resurfaced after a millennial slumber. Proficient in ancient languages and conversational English.
Not your average beast.
The Anabolic Acrobat - can do the splits and bench 500lb. At the same time.
In-house motivational coach.
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