Meet the team
The Kimera Koffee crew is intense and heavily caffeinated. Meet the people behind the madness.
Arbitrary Idea Generator
Avid thinker, amateur photographer, and enthusiast of all things canine.
Currently practicing to survive 2.7 seconds in the octagon against a particular Kimera team member.
Mixed Martial Artist, American Jiu-Jiutsu Grandmaster, Outdoor Enthusiast.
Strikeforce Middleweight Champ, EliteXC Welterweight Champ, Shoto Welterweight Champ, Rumble on the Rock Welterweight Champ & Tournament Winner.
Legendary Sea Monster
Conqueror of worlds, has recently resurfaced after a millennial slumber. Proficient in ancient languages and conversational English.
Not your average beast.